I Think I Swallowed An Elephant Archives - Bryan Eisenberg & Jeffrey Eisenberg

AI Can’t Fix a Broken Story Bryan Eisenberg Keynote Speaker

AI Can’t Fix a Broken Story (But True Leaders Can)

Even the most intelligent AI can’t fix a broken story. And it can’t replace a team that doesn’t believe the same thing. After thirty years helping companies optimize conversions and build persuasive systems, we’ve seen one truth show up again and again: The right message always wins. Not the best product. Not the largest budget. The message that makes sense in the customer’s world. However, most companies don’t have a single story. They have six. Everyone thinks they’re right. Each…

What a Press Release Taught Me About the Future of Marketing

Bryan Eisenberg

Frustrated at waiting for Google to update their index, I recently ran a simple experiment. I wrote a press release, published it, and watched as AI models like ChatGPT and Gemini instantly treated it as fact. Think about that for a moment. A single piece of content became the “truth” inside systems that millions of people now rely on for answers. That experiment is just one of the stories I shared with Slobodan Manic on his No Hacks podcast. But…

Why Strong Brands Require Strong Character

Bryan Eisenberg

We are drowning in content. AI churns out torrents of words in seconds. Social feeds refresh with a flick of a thumb. Blogs, podcasts, videos, and ads blur together until they feel disposable. In all that noise, what makes a brand stand out? It isn’t a polished design. It isn’t clever copy. It isn’t having more content than the competition. The corporate or personal brands that cut through today are characters you can’t forget. Think about your favorite TV series…

From Elephants to AQ: Why Sticky Phrases Create Unstoppable Brands

Bryan Eisenberg

Most marketers underestimate just how physical persuasion really is. When you see someone smile, your mirror neurons smile. When you hear laughter, your brain laughs with them. Neuroscientist V.S. Ramachandran calls them “empathy neurons” because they dissolve the barrier between self and others. This is why the most memorable ads don’t just tell you something. They make you feel it. They create knee-jerk reactions, inside jokes, even little catchphrases you carry into your daily conversations. Wassup! That’s what Dr. Matt…

Nicholle Walton-Durban From ESTEAM Academy

A Four-Year-Old Just Outsold You with Nicholle Walton Durban

Bryan Eisenberg

Last Saturday in Round Rock a preschooler sold every glitter candle on her table in ninety minutes. No ad budget, no CRM, just a marker poster and unstoppable enthusiasm. If that stings, good. Discomfort is data, and data fuels growth. The Moment My Lens Flipped Nicholle Walton Durban sat in front of the mic and dropped a single word that rewired the conversation: edupreneur. She is not an educator who dabbles in commerce. She is an entrepreneur who builds learning…

The Lie the Algorithm Wants You to Believe About Yourself

Bryan Eisenberg

We are not drowning in information. We are all being fed stories designed to keep us compliant. Every swipe, scroll, and AI-generated summary is a carefully measured drip of dopamine, fear, tribalism, and distraction. Not to inform you. To influence you. Not to empower you. To pacify you. The more overwhelmed you are, the more likely you are to drift in the sea of life. When I wrote I Think I Swallowed An Elephant, it wasn’t because I had everything…